"Shh!  I'm waiting for the perfect moment to launch a brutal first strike to catch myself unawares.  Alternately I'm waiting for me to make the first move so I can counter my own momentum."
        ~Fighter McWarrior

"I HAVE NO LASERS, AND I WILL LASER TO DEATH ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE."
        ~Warmech

"Oh, dear ever-handsom elfgods, are we actually stupid enough to have voted on nothing at all?"
        ~Prince Thief of Elfland

"I'm a helper!"
        ~Fighter McWarrior

"BOATDOKEN!"
        ~Black Mage Evilwizardington

"I'M GONNA RUN YOU OVER WITH A LAWN MOWER!!!!!1!"
        ~Tankooni

"If you can't find a door, make your own!"
        ~Edward Elric

"I held the rope up and walked across just like you guys."
        ~Black Belt

"I am White Mage, a destroyer of worlds!"
        ~White Mage

"We may have to wait for gravity to stop working entirely."
        ~Red Mage

"Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped."
        ~Red Mage

"It'll be easier to see the invisible one from up there."
        ~Red Mage

"Ultra Utility is not a kill tracker, it contains one."
        ~Boba Fett

"Well, I've grown a mustache. That's two weeks down. Just 14 billion years to go. Wish I had a deck of cards."
        ~Sarda

"I could say it's your destiny. That the fate of the world is written with your every deed. Or I could inform you that the ship is on autopilot and I'll fill your lungs with taffy if you mess with it."
        ~Sarda

"Just because I fly into a blind, homocidal rage at the drop of a helm doesn't mean I'm incapable of appreciating the finer things in life."
        ~Berserker Axinhed

"Well look at that, another beautiful miracle. If it weren't for my atheism, I'd be impressed by it."
        ~Cleric

"Oh, I'm sure you're thinking of some other god. The one I met gave me this healing shiv."
        ~Cleric

"When this war is over, I'm going to re-conquer my tea shop, and I'm going to play pai-sho every day!"
        ~Iroh

"I like swords."
        ~Fighter McWarrior

"Sword-chucks, yo!"
        ~Fighter McWarrior

"Did you know that neither Mr Pibb nor Dr Pepper use the little dot thingie for their abbreviations?"
        ~Fighter McWarrior

"Jump overboard! It's the only way to save yourself from the sea-monsters!"
        ~Fighter McWarrior

"Isn't it ironic to yell the word silence?"
        ~Fighter McWarrior

"I trust Black Mage 'cause he told me to."
        ~Fighter McWarrior

"D'you ever wonder if clouds see shapes in the ground? Because I wonder about that a lot."
        ~Fighter McWarrior

"I've got Black Magic, a hair trigger, and a short fuse, bring it!"
        ~Black Mage Evilwizardington

"I don't get motion sickness! *blarrrggghhhhhhh* I guess I'm wrong."
        ~Michael-Kun

"You can't spell SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER!"
        ~Tankooni(I think)

"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an "unsatisfactory" mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!"
        ~GLaDOS

"Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."
        ~GLaDOS

"Remember, the Aperture Science ‘Bring Your Daughter to Work Day’ is the perfect time to have her tested."
        ~GLaDOS

"The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all."
        ~GLaDOS

"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."
        ~GLaDOS

"So he did, and then he ate his own shoes."
"Essflawcondodgeckindesimudstorliketersockity"
        ~Zero Punctuation, Review of Mirror's Edge

"I want to do the opposite of what I did before I knew I wanted to."
        ~Lemon Demon

"MOTORIZED WHEELBARROW!!!!!!"
        ~Tankooni

"bhnvgbftrhvgfrbt5hnb mbvg, Rolling my head on the keyboard is fun"
        ~Tankooni

"Switch heads."
        ~Red Mage

"I is eating my phone, which isn't a good idea since it is plugged into the wall."
        ~Tankooni

"I’m sorry sir, I don’t speak Dumbass."
        ~Red Mage

"Whoah, Whoah! Let's slow down, chief. You're slowing down WAY too fast there."
        ~Fighter McWarrior

"Now all you have to do is get a life."
        ~Red Mage

"Cut their bow strings and throw their ammunition in a lake."
        ~Red Mage

Ie think thee needest to cream them one in the kisser…um…touche’!
        ~Red Mage

"I’ve already lined my red hat (+5 Hat of Style) with tinfoil (+3 against Mind effects)!"
        ~Red Mage

"Febreeze. Febreeze solves everything."
        ~Red Mage

"Point to the wall behind John Stamos and scream “There are thirsty kids behind that wall!” that should solve all of your problems."
        ~Red Mage

Eat +42 Febreze of IDIOTIC STRENGTH!!!
        ~Red Mage