So this one time I found a purple elephant, and then I rode it around Boston.
For some reason people were panicking, and the police soon showed up.
They wanted me to dismount my beloved purple elephant, and hand it over the authorities.
I had no intention of doing this. I started up the thrusters, and took off for space.
The police then started to shoot at me, the nerve of some people.
Anyway I escaped, only to be confronted by the fearsome Turbuls!
They had decided that this was the day they would take Earth.
It was up to me to save the world!
Unfortunately I didn't bring any equipment with me, so it was just me and my purple elephant up against hordes of Turbuls.
After a long and gruesome space battle, where I used my bare hands to rip apart Turbul ships, we emerged victorious.
But not unscathed. I had lost an eye, and my purple elephant was in dire need of magic peanuts.
We returned to Earth, but alas, we had forgotten about the police.
They had been preparing for our return, WITH A